While Dianne Feinstein and Arnold Schwarzenegger lecture us and propose greenhouse gas laws that the rest of us are to follow, they fly on private jets. It would take the average American nearly two years to spew as much carbon into the atmosphere as she does during one cross country flight on her husband's private jet.
Plus, those global warming indulgences handed out to Hollywood celebrities during the Academy Awards might cause the recipients more than just embarassment.
Hat tip, the Blogfather.
Update: A carbon trading scheme that little people can use.
Are you concerned that your profligate personal lifestyle is harming the environment? Losing sleep over the long-term ecological damage resulting from those greenhouse gases constantly emitted by your family, your cars, your pets, and your shrubbery? Do you want to become carbon-neutral, but just don't know how?
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