Saturday, November 5, 2005

With Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy


Inspired by some recent letters to the editor:
If you have ever attended FOUR PARD meetings to "understand and be informed of their position," you might be a PARD member.

If your Web site says you "recently started fighting the expansion of a mega-retailer into Pullman," you might be a PARD member.

If you have ever voted absentee for a city council candidate that has never spoken in a public forum and has refused all requests for interviews, you might be a PARD member.

If you know exactly how long Cynthia Hosick has lived in Pullman, you just might be a PARD member.

If you believe that there could ever be an "honest and open" debate on Wal-Mart in Pullman, you might be a PARD member.

If you believe that T.V. Reed, Christopher Lupke, Greg Hooks, et. al. have not engaged in mudslinging, vicious and potentially libelous personal attacks, and targeting individuals for abuse, you might be PARD member.

If you believe that voters in Pullman should elect Judy Krueger and Gary Johnson because thousands of people from Moscow, Spokane, and Seattle have signed a petition saying they won't shop or work at Wal-Mart, you might be a PARD member.

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