Who Am I, Anyway? Am I My Resume?

Here it is, an early Saturday night. Even a half a decade ago, I would have been out on the town seeking attention & adoration, but this evening I am engaging in an existential cold sweat. I have been working through a crisis of identity*. I rest easier having decided:
My Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence Name: Sister Ida Labido
My Drag Name: Lady Footlocker
My Radical Faerie Name: Honey Buckett
My Porn Name: Lucky Thurston
My DJ Name: DJ Daddy Steve
My Husband's Term Of Endearment: Blue Beary
My Religious Order Name: Saint Etienne of The Little Sisters of the Dirty Diapers of the Baby Jesus
My Canine Best of Breed Name: Larry & Junior's Hairy Daddy of NoPo
My DaddyHunt Profile Name: groovygratefulgeezer-alliteration-stud69


* I don't actually participate or belong to any of these organizations or groups. Like Groucho Marx & Woody Allen, I don't wish to be part of any club that would have me as a member. Instead I stay home on Saturday nights & post on the Internet under the moniker- Post Apocalyptic Bohemian.