Monday, February 28, 2011

Tune & Minnelli Share A Birthday

2 talented directors share a birthday. I can't help reflect on what a difference it must have made in one man's life to have been in the closet & the other to have been able to be openly & unmistakenly GAY.

The life of Vincente Minnelli, the director of classic MGM musicals like Meet Me in St. Louis, Gigi & An American in Paris, was as peculiar as the dream ballets that became his trademark. Born Lester Anthony Minnelli in 1903, he grew up the only child in a family of traveling performers in the Midwest. His mother, Mina Mary LaLouche LeBeau, played the ingénue in stock melodramas, while his father, Vincent, conducted the Minnelli Brothers Tent Theater orchestra.


In young adulthood, shy, stammering Lester Minnelli, who had had a penchant for trying on his mother’s clothes, read a biography of the flamboyant painter James McNeill Whistler & decided to reinvent himself as a worldly aesthete, working as a window dresser in Chicago before making his name as a designer of lavish theatrical sets in New York. It was there that he became “Vincente.”



Once he moved to Hollywood as a director in MGM’s stable, Minnelli quickly built a reputation as a fearsome perfectionist, despite his passive, retiring personality. A closeted gay man, Minnelli had been known to sport “light makeup” & yet, he married 4 times , most famously, to Judy Garland & he fathered 2 daughters, including the perpetually re-self-inventing Liza Minnelli.


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There is 6’6’’ & Texan, with the improbable name-Tommy Tune who is an actor/dancer/singer/choreographer/director, & the winner of 9 Tony Awards, the only person in theatrical history to win in 4 different categories & to win the same Tony Award 2 years in a row.



Tune danced onto the Broadway scene in the chorus of Baker Street in 1965 & hasn't stopped since. I saw him in Michael Bennetts’s Seesaw in 1973, for which he received raves & his first Tony (Best Featured Actor in a Musical). He directed his first show, the off-Broadway production of The Club in 1976. he directed & choreographed The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, A Day in the Hollywood/ A Night in the Ukraine (his 2nd Tony- Best Choreography), Caryl Churchill's Cloud 9, Nine (his 3rd Tony-Best Direction of a Musical), My One & Only (his 4th & 5th Tony-Best Choreography, Best Actor in a Musical). Stepping Out, Grand Hotel (Best Choreography, Best Direction of a Musical), & Will Roger's Follies (Best Choreography, Best Musical).


Tune has an art gallery in Tribeca . In his 1997 memoir Footnotes, he writes about what drives him as a performer, choreographer & director, offers stories about being openly gay in the world of theatre, his partners David Wolfe & Michael Stuart, about his days with Twiggy in My One & Only & meeting & working with his many idols.

I find him likable & remarkably talented... & tall. He turns 72 today.

Broadway Baby

Happy Birthday, Bernadette Lazzara! Of all the Broadway Divas: Betty, Barbara, Patti, Chita, Kristin, Audra, Chita, Carol…or even Angela, the one with the most special place in my heart & on my stereo is Bernadette Peters. I first saw her in George M! in 1968 & I absolutely fell in love with the voice, the va va voom curves, the cinnamon curls, the dramatic chops, & the crack comic timing. But, it is really about the voice. She has been working on stage for 59 years: Curley McDimple, Dames At Sea, George M!, On The Town, Mack & Mabel, Sunday In The Park With George, Song & Dance, Into The Woods, The Goodbye Girl, Annie Get Your Gun, & Gypsy!.




Bernadette does amazing work for animal rights with her organization with Mary Tyler Moore- Broadway Barks & is the author of a popular children’s book of the same name.


I have seen her many times in musicals & in concert. My personal favorite was Annie Get Your Gun on Broadway in 1999. Peters sings with her whole body. Not just a few arm gestures for punctuation, as many excellent singers offer, but the music seems to travel from her toes to the tip of her nose as she bends, reaches & throws her head back to let out the final notes.


She turns 63 today & she looks terrific. A perfect example of the advantage of staying out of the sun. But again, for me it is all about the voice:

Sunday, February 27, 2011

What Is Your Personal Favorite Tear Jerker?

"Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories."
Deborah Kerr in An Affair To Remember


Could It Be That It Was All So Simple Then?


Tim was an acquaintance-friend, not quite in my circle, but dating one of my best friends. He was cute, bright, & talented. I knew him for a while before we had a long-ish conversation where I discovered that his father was the esteemed & popular big band leader & arranger- Paul Weston & his mother was the beautiful Jo Stafford, one of the great jazz singers of the 1940s & 50s, with a pure & understated voice.



I was, & remain, a huge fan of Jo Stafford’s & I think Tim was taken aback a bit when I gushed. I actually dragged him back to my apartment to show him my collection of LPs of his parents’ music.


He was kind enough to invite me over to the house in Beverly Hills. He owed me nothing & we were not really close. It was a lovely gesture. I brought one album for Jo Stafford to sign. She was very lovely & quite funny. She & her husband had a great act throughout the 1950s, as Jonathan & Darlene Edwards, a bad lounge act. Stafford, as Darlene, would sing off-key in a high pitched voice; Weston, as Jonathan, played an untuned piano off key & with bizarre rhythms. They won a Grammy in 1961 for Best Comedy Album for Jo Stafford & Paul Weston Present: The Song Stylings of Jonathan & Darlene Edwards, on which the pair intentionally butchered some of the best popular music. The couple continued to release Jonathan & Darlene albums for several years, and in 1977 released a final single, a cover of The Bee Gees' Stayin' Alive with I Am Woman on the flip side. A very funny couple.

During my short visit with the Westons, their neighbors from behind their Beverly Hills house dropped by to talk about what to wear to the Academy Awards the following week. This handsome couple were nominated for an Oscar for Best Song, for a little number that they called- The Way We Were, sung by their good friend Barbra Streisand who was also nominated for Best Actress. I was just a little starstruck, but I was able to tell Marilyn & Alan Bergman that I would be seeing them at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion the following Monday (the awards were held on Mondays then, the day that theatres were traditionally dark, I guess so actors in Broadway or touring shows could attend).


My good school chum & fellow actor in the theatre program- Gina had offered me a ticket. Her father- Arthur Piantadosi was Secretary of the Academy that year & a 7 time nominee (he became an Oscar winner, for Best Sound for All The Presidents Men). They were not attending the awards & had a single ticket up for grabs. I wore my tux from Private Lives, which was still in production at the time. I was frantic about getting some makeup stains off the white dinner jacket. I got myself to the Chandler Pavilion, parking a mile away, & I was seated a row away from Paul & Linda McCartney & Paul Newman & Joanne Woodward (who was nominated). The nominees that year:




Best Picture:
THE STING, American Graffiti, Cries & Whispers, The Exorcist, A Touch of Class


Actor:
JACK LEMMON in Save the Tiger, Marlon Brando in Last Tango in Paris, Jack Nicholson in The Last Detail, Al Pacino in Serpico, Robert Redford in The Sting


Actress:
GLENDA JACKSON in A Touch of Class, Ellen Burstyn in The Exorcist, Marsha Mason in Cinderella Liberty, Barbra Streisand in The Way We Were, Joanne Woodward in Summer Wishes, Winter Dreams


Supporting Actor:
JOHN HOUSEMAN in The Paper Chase, Vincent Gardenia in Bang the Drum Slowly, Jack Gilford in Save the Tiger, Jason Miller in The Exorcist, Randy Quaid in The Last Detail


Supporting Actress:
TATUM O'NEAL in Paper Moon, Linda Blair in The Exorcist, Candy Clark in American Graffiti, Madeline Kahn in Paper Moon, Sylvia Sidney in Summer Wishes, Winter Dreams


Director:
GEORGE ROY HILL for The Sting, Ingmar Bergman for Cries & Whispers, Bernardo Bertolucci for Last Tango in Paris, William Friedkin for The Exorcist, George Lucas for American Graffiti



My new good close personal friends- The Bergmans did win that night.  I deeply wanted Streisand to win. I still love The Way Were  & the moment where Barbra moves a lock of Robert Redford's blond hair with her gloved hand still destroys me. Babs lost to Glenda Jackson in a stunning upset. I still have my ticket/pass to the ceremony.

Jo Stafford left us in 2008. The Bergmans continue to work. I have watched the Oscar Ceremony on TV since I was 5 years old. I used to hold up a big brass candlestick & practice my acceptance speech in the bathroom mirror: " I thank no one for this award. I did it all myself with talent & gumption..."




Born On This Day- February 27th... Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fortensky

She came into my focus as my mother sat me down at 5 years of age & explained the entire Elizabeth Taylor + Eddie Fisher – Debbie Reynolds = scandal equation. I got it. She remains my mother’s favorite star; they are the same age & were born in the same month. She is a favorite of mine & I think she is the last of the truly great Hollywood Royalty, & very possibly the most beautiful woman of all time. I love her deeply.



Taylor has been a trusted friend to the gay community, & we have loved her right back. She was very close friends & a confidant of gay men: Roddy McDowell, Rock Hudson, George Cukor, Noel Coward, James Dean & most famously to Montgomery Clift. Were there ever any 2 actors at the apex of their beauty, more stunning than Taylor & Clift kissing in A Place In The Sun?



Elizabeth Taylor is a conundrum: truly classy, but perfectly campy, deeply kind, but shamelessly embarrassing, perennially lonely, & serially monogamous. Pills, coke, booze, men, the commercials, the mascara, Studio 54, the guest appearances on soap operas… Elizabeth Taylor & I got through the 1970s together. She gave audacious performances in film adaptations of “gay” plays as Tennessee Williams’s Suddenly Last Summer & Cat On A Hot Tim Roof, & Edward Albee’s Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?



I met her once, at the 50th Anniversary of MGM Ball. I was thrillingly treated to a 7 minute conversation. She amazingly asked about me. I explained that I was a Theatre major at Loyola Marymount University & Taylor quizzed me on my curriculum & my stage roles. I told her was a huge fan of her work. She touched my arm & looked at me with the famous violet eyes & murmured: "I always thought that I was a fine actress, but I spent a lifetime feeling that I was held back because I have such a terrible speaking voice. The coaches at MGM attempted to help me & I did improve, but I will never shake the fact the dreadful small voice was what stopped me from being truly great..." She was only in her early 40s, wearing a beautiful canary yellow mini-dress with yellow flowers in her hair. She was smoking a cigarette with a holder. She was faultlessly beautiful. I nearly fainted.



I appreciate that, like me, she has had a taste for expensive pharmaceuticals, rich fabrics & rich men. I tremble at the thought of her 8 tumultuous marriages & the public denunciation by the Vatican as a home wrecker. I love her for her dramatic tracheotomy scar, of which she was never ashamed. I appreciate her love affair with jewelry that inspired a book simply titled My Love Affair with Jewelry… it looks handsome on the shelf with my own volume- My Love Affair with Whiskey. I admire her unswerving devotion to her friends, to gay people, & for gay activism & attention to fund raising for HIV/AIDS. My feelings are simpatico with Elizabeth Taylor. My mother loves us both, we have both lived with incidents replete with slurred speech, jokes about weight gain, inelegant gestures of elegance & displays of dignity in the face of devastation.


On Oscar day today, the Oscar winning actress turns 78  & she is hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for for treatment of congestive heart failure. I send her love & healing white light. A world without Elizabeth Taylor will not be a good place.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Gratuitious

My dearest readers & fellow blogging buddies,
I am sorry to have not posted much in the past 72 hours. Sometimes it is difficult to come up with something to hold your interest between my job, whiskey shots & nervous breakdowns.
It is not because you don't matter; you mean the world to me. Because I feel that I might have let you down, I offer up something gratuitous:


Forgive me?
With love from frozen Portland, Oregon USA,
The Post Apocalyptic Bohemian

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Born On This Day- February 26th... That Big Old 'Mo- Christopher Marlowe


400 years after his mysterious, violent death cut short his brilliant career, Christopher Marlowe: playwright, poet, spy, radical atheist & homosexual, still fascinates with his poetic & tragic life. He was depicted as a suave genius with the looks of Rupert Everett in the film Shakespeare In Love.


Scandal clings similarly to Marlowe’s legend. He was arrested for fighting in the streets & for counterfeiting. Historical records suggest that he spied on Roman Catholics as a secret agent for the Queen's fanatically Protestant court. He was also an atheist with a penchant for blasphemy, a serious charge in 16th century England. Just before his death in 1593, he was denounced for mocking religion & for atheism. He was arrested & ordered to report daily to the Queen's Council.

Marlowe died under very dubious circumstances. He was stabbed through the eye in a brawl that could be interpreted as a quarrel over a bill at a tavern. His killer & several witnesses had criminal & espionage connections, some scholars believe he had been marked for political assassination.


Adding a further twist to the mystery are theories that Marlowe may have written portions the Shakespearean canon, even after 1593, with the possibility that his death was staged & Marlowe escaped to live & write under another identity.


Marlowe wrote Edward II, which I believe to be the 1st major play with a gay hero. Check out Ian McKellen's (then in the closet) breakthrough performance as Edward II from the1969 Edinburgh Festival available on DVD, & openly gay Derek Jarman’s accessible, interesting, relevant, contemporary film adaptation from 1991.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

That Is The Most Hyperbole That I Have Ever Experienced In A Zillion Years!



February Arctic Blast!, complete with special graphics & theme music. 6am-noon, the networks' programing was preempted by local coverage of the crippling blizzard of 2011. The openly gay mayor of Portland held a press conference yesterday urging citizens to drive only if they really must & to consider public transportation. Schools were canceled. Businesses closed. In the end, we experienced the tiniest dusting of snow that lasted a couple of hours.


The view downtown early in the morning

I grew up in Eastern Washington, where it snowed several feet a season, with storms from Halloween to Easter. I took my initial drivers' test when I was 16, during a snow storm. We must give a good chuckle to the rest of our great country as Portland, Oregon grapples with the paralyzing flurries that stopped us cold. I am embarrassed. In fact I am more embarrassed than I have ever, ever been in my entire life!

 The view of the back garden at Post Apocalyptic Bohemia. Note the impressive total snow fall.

The forecasters caledl it all wrong, as usual, but we are going to experience record setting cold in the next 48 hours. The most cold Arctic air that has ever blasted into Portland ever in the history of our city! I will most likely freeze to death!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Walls Are The Publishers Of The Poor

I have reason to believe that the Husband is done for the moment, with the new silver leafed wall. I understand that he still has every intention of glazing the wall so that it is not quite so, well... SILVER. He tried having nothing on the wall, but feels that it works best with something besides the wall itself, to pull in the focus. At one point he displayed his Valentines Day gift to me, a wondrous & very personal assemblage, now in my workspace.


I am hoping to live with his current choice, my favorite Buddha. This really works for me. But, you know the Husband. I could return from work this evening to an entire new wall.

This One Goes Out To That Special Husband In Portland Oregon


Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Born On This Day- February 22nd... Writer Christopher Bram


Christopher Bram was born on this day in 1952. He grew up in Virginia. After graduating from the College of William & Mary in 1974 , & then moved to NYC, where he met his lifelong partner, documentary filmmaker Draper Shreeve.

Bram's novel Father of Frankenstein, a fictional account of the last days of film director James Whale, was made into one of my Top 10 films of all time- Gods & Monsters starring Ian McKellen & Brendan Fraser. Openly gay- Bill Condon adapted the screenplay & directed. Condon won an Oscar for his adaptation.

In 2010, his book of essays- Mapping the Territory was one of my favorites of the year. Most of the essays deal with gay issues: gay books that changed his life, how his novel Father of Frankenstein became the movie Gods & Monsters, & whether or not Henry James was gay. One essay is provocatively titled, “Can Straight Men Still Write?”


The pieces are wise, warm, witty, & well-written. Bram is a terrifically clear writer, which is why I like him so much. The book is a fascinating snapshot of issues large & small that have affected our gay lives over the past 4 decades. His ramblings about his own life were my favorites, of course & but I was drawn into his takes on Henry James, adolescent problems of sexuality, the effect of AIDS on literature, & gossip novels. They are all rich in anecdotes, amusements, & attitude.

Much of the Mapping The Territory is memoir: Slow Learners, the longest piece, charts Bram's high school, college, & grad school days & how they shaped his preference for friends & lovers. It is a tender tale, with priceless, playful parts as the author is figuring out life as a young man. Bram also offers a rich essay on the books that influenced his own writing, & he shares his views of life in Greenwich Village, revisits Larry Kramer's notorious novel Faggots, & takes on Oscar Wilde with clever, concrete criticism.


Woven throughout this endlessly entertaining book is Bram's elegant use of language, & he still seems like someone I would like to have a cocktail with!

Gorey Story

"When I think of other things that attain cult status, they strike me as somewhat feebleminded. I mean, I suppose it's better being a cult object than nothing at all. But I don't see how anyone has time to be really famous. I might get people dropping by who are slightly... unhinged."

Early morning, & I am up to view some favorite blogs, look at the news & begin to formulate a post for my bloggy place on the Internet. I ran into the Husband, who had found his way out of our bed, as I started gathering items from our sizable collection of Edward Gorey materials. The Husband: “Hmmm… it must be Mr. Gorey’s birthday today!”




Edward Gorey- artist & author was the master of the comic macabre & has delighted me for my entire life. Indeed, the Husband & I discovered we were both big fans of Gorey’s work at the very start of our relationship 33 years ago.


To this day, I am enthralled & enchanted by his skilled spidery drawings & his stories poisonous & poetic stories of cursed children, fainting femmes, shadowy specters, threatening topiary & eccentric events in eerie Victorian gardens, woods & mansions.


Gorey’s works are witty, woeful, devious & delirious to the point of obsession. He was one of the most aptly named notables in American art & literature. In creating a large body of small works, he has made an indelible imprint on my outlook & taste.


Gorey wrote more than 100 books & illustrated more than 60 by other authors. He was also a designer of theater productions, including revues based on his own stories & Dracula with a young & very sexy Frank Langella, for which he did sets, costumes & lights. It was a Broadway hit that I saw twice in 1977. I was enthralled.


I saw him on occasion around Manhattan in the mid-1970s. He looked like one of his own creations, indeed his image lurks on the fringe of some of his drawings. Toweringly tall, with a wild white beard & hair, & a ring in each ear & on most of his fingers, when he lived in NYC, he went about town a raccoon coat. Gorey was known to be genial & gentle, & spoke in antiquated terms, using words like "jeepers", “swell”, & "zingy." He was known for his sweetness, good nature & fine spirit.


Gorey was passionate about the ballet, & for years he attended all performances of works by George Balanchine at the NYC Ballet. He invented stories about ballets & operas & designed sets, costumes & drop curtains for them. He lived for a long time in a cluttered UWS apartment, & after the ballet season he would retreat to his home on Cape Cod. After Balanchine's death in 1983, Gorey decided to leave NYC permanently.


In 1986 he moved into a 200 year old house that was said to have been haunted. In 1994, he told an interviewer of the strange disappearance of all the finials from his lamps along with his collection of tiny teddy bears.


Last week, my buddy- the Designer/Rapper Lil’Jake picked up, off the coffee table, our much loved copy of Elephant House: or The Home Of Edward Gorey, the engaging & engrossing picture book of Gorey’s Cape Cod home. The house was is a much larger version of Post Apocalyptic Bohemia, filled with esoteric objects like a toilet with a tabletop.He displayed none of his own art work. But, there was a definitive Gorey touch: poison ivy creeped inside through cracks in the wall.




Like me, Gorey packed his home with books, most of them Victorian, but he also watched soap operas & rented horror movies from the nearby video store He shared his life with a plethora of pussies. The many cats had the run of the house & furniture. If a stray showed up at his door, he would immediately welcome it in. After his death a friend moved into the house to take care of the many cats. Gorey liked to tell of the time that the cats were on a couch & suddenly: "everyone turned with eyes wide, as if someone, or something, unseen had entered the room.”


Edward St. John Gorey was born in Chicago on Feb. 22, 1925. Gorey: "I like to think of myself as a pale, pathetic, solitary child. But it was not true." He taught himself to read at 3, & by 5, he had read Dracula & Alice in Wonderland, a pair of books that were to have a profound effect on his life. He taught himself to draw & eventually took courses at the Art Institute of Chicago. Gorey attended Harvard, where he majored in French literature & was roommates with my favorite poet- Frank O'Hara. He & O'Hara joined the Poets Theater in Cambridge, with Gorey as a designer, director & playwright.


After graduation he worked in the art department at Doubleday, staying late in the office to create his own books. When he could not find a publisher, he simply did it himself & founded- Fantod Press. Gorey sold his books directly to stores. His first book, The Unstrung Harp, was published in 1953.


His little books could be bizarre in the extreme. The Husband & I collect his alphabet books that chronicle the catastrophes of the doomed, deceived by fate. His earliest-The Gashlycrumb Tinies begins with: "A is for Amy who fell down the stairs" & ends with "Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin."


Gorey used his stunning crosshatched line drawings, done with pen & ink to create his world of barren back roads, relinquished railway stations & storm struck formal gardens where the moon is menacing, & no sun shines. A tiny face peers through the curtained window of a big black automobile. Frightful beasts are perched on a precipice & upstairs in the attic. Death is by drowning, dismemberment or being dropped by the Devil into a flaming pit. The Beastly Baby is a bulbous blob carried away by an eagle & exploding in midair.


My admiration extends to his poetry & prose. Gorey invented his own geography with place names: Nether Postlude, Backwater Hall in Mortshire, between West Elbow & Penetralia, & the Cycle Cemetery near Dingy Cruet, Blots. He also enjoyed anagramming his own name, as Edward Gorey became Ogdred Weary, Dogear Wryde & D. Awdrey-Gore.


My first Gorey book was a gift from my parents for my 5th birthday in 1959-The Doubtful Guest. This small tome tells of a strange, hook-nosed creature, wearing a long scarf & tennis shoes, who shows up uninvited at a dreary mansion & soon becomes a permanent member of the family, peering up flues in the fireplace, tearing up books & sleepwalking through the house, & after 17 years he showed no intention of going away.


Once when he was asked why he wrote so much about murder & other forms of violence, Gorey answered: "Well, I don't know. I guess I'm interested in real life." With the general morbidness of the Victorian era, Gorey channels a 19th century aesthetic that allows him to get away with more of this than if his style were modern.


A favorite-The Hapless Child is the tragic story of a little orphaned girl who runs away from the mistresses at her cruel boarding school, only to be kidnapped & sold to a brute who makes her his slave. She escapes, on the brink of death, but is then run down & killed in the street by a wagon driven by her father, who’s back from the war, the rumors of his demise greatly exaggerated.


Gorey is probably most famous for animating the timeless intro to PBS’ Mystery!. He never had any children of his own, though he drew plenty of them. Looking at his work today as I prepared this post, I reread The Gashleycrumb Tinies, a deliciously morbid, alphabetical catalog of 26 children’s deaths. I wish to share to some of Gorey’s most striking & sometimes shocking drawings involving children, many creepier than I had even remembered:





There are a great many Gorey books available, all his work is still in print, & there are also collectibles: greeting cards, T-shirts, & calendars (indeed there is a 2011 calendar on my desk as a write this, a birthday gift from The Husband. If you wish to know his work, start with Amphigorey (1972), & it’s 2 sequels- Amphigorey Too (1977), & Amphigorey Also (1981).
In 1994, at age 69, soon after he was told he had prostate cancer: "I thought, 'Oh gee, why haven't I burst into total screaming hysterics? I'm the opposite of hypochondriacally. I'm not entirely enamored of the idea of living forever."



Monday, February 21, 2011

Born On This Day- February 21st... Poet W.H. Auden

Wystan Hugh Auden, Christopher William Bradshaw Isherwood, Sir Stephen Harold Spender
Photo by Howard Coster



If you have stopped by my little spot on the Internet, you know that I am fascinated & fully engaged by his circle. He was a British poet in 1907, but he chose the USA as his home. In the 1930s, he once lived in an apartment in Brooklyn with gay artists Carson McCullers, Truman Capote & Benjamin Britten. A friend & contemporary of Christopher Isherwood, W.H. Auden’s work has perhaps the widest range &the greatest depth of any English language poet of the past 3 centuries. Auden wrote in a voice that addressed readers personally rather than as part of a collective audience. His styles & forms extend from ballads & songs to haiku & limericks to sonnets, prose poems, & constructions of his own invention. His tone ranges from spirited comedy to memorable & profound, often in the same work. His poems manage to be secular & sacred, philosophical & erotic, personal & universal. This poem- Funeral Blues opened new interest in Auden’s work when it was featured in the film Four Weddings & A Funeral:

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,

Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone.
Silence the pianos & with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.


Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He is Dead,
Put crépe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.


He was my North, my South, my East & West,
My working week & my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song,
I thought that love would last forever: 'I was wrong'


The stars are not wanted now, put out every one;
Pack up the moon & dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean & sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

He wrote much erotic poetry, most not published in his lifetime, & by erotic, I mean dirty, really dirty:



We aligned mouths. We entwined. All act was clutch,
All fact contact, the attack & the interlock
Of tongues, the charms of arms. I shook at the touch
Of his fresh flesh, I rocked at the shock of his cock.

I plunged with a rhythmical lunge steady & slow,
And at every stroke made a corkscrew roll of my tongue.
His soul reeled in the feeling. He whimpered "Oh!"
As I tongued & squeezed & rolled & tickled & swung.


Then I pressed on the spot where the groin is joined to the cock,
Slipped a finger into his arse & massaged him from inside.
The secret sluices of his juices began to unlock.
He melted into what he felt. "O Jesus!" he cried.


Waves of immeasurable pleasures mounted his member in quick
Spasms. I lay still in the notch of his crotch inhaling his sweat.
His ring convulsed round my finger. Into me, rich & thick,
His hot spunk spouted in gouts, spurted in jet after jet.
(written in 1948)

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Russian miniaturist Anatoly Konenko engaged microminiature art for three decades. He came up with its own technology letters on rice, poppy seed, as well as human hair, and has recently created the world's smallest aquarium with live fish. This tiny tank is made of fiberglass on the bottom rising living algae, and fish in it too, very real - 5 danio rerio juveniles, whose size does not exceed 4 mm. Volume mikrorezervuara - 10 ml. That is 2 teaspoons. 06 more images after the break...
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Sunday, February 20, 2011

Do You Hate It When Bloggers Post Photographs Of Their Pets?


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08. JetBlue
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Incidents per Flight: 0.0000776
17 documented incidents out of approximately 219,000 flights

With only 17 incidents out of approximately 219,000 flights in 2010, our "least safe" airline on this list is still absurdly safe. The most serious event occurred on Aug. 26 on Flight 262, when the plane’s parking brake became engaged during the approach and throughout the landing itself, resulting in a rough touch down at Sacramento International Airport (SMF) in California. All four main gear tires blew out and air traffic control noticed a small fire and some smoke near the landing gear, leading the pilot to order an evacuation. Seven passengers sustained minor injuries during the evacuation process. 07 More after the break...
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The Biggest Family in the World


At Zion Chan from India 39 wives, 94 children and 33 grandchildren.
If we add to them wives and husbands of his adult children, lives in the house of Chan 181 people.
 The house itself - is enormous. It has more than one hundred bedrooms.
Wife sleep with their common husband in turn.
At what most young have an advantage over those who are older.
At dinner, the family prepares about 30 whole chickens.
An interesting fact worth noting also the fact that Chan became a record 10 weddings in one year. 04 More images after the break...
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Saturday, February 19, 2011

Born On This Day- February 19th... Beautiful, Bodacious, Buxxom Beth Ditto

Portland has an interesting list of our local Rock celebrities including working members from: Modest Mouse, Sleater-Kinney, The Shins, Spoon, Pavement, The Dandy Warhols, Pink Martini,& the current PDX musical royalty- The Decemberists. My very own neighborhood is the home of provocative, powerful, plus-size punker & cover girl- Beth Ditto of the band- Gossip.




No wonder then that Ditto settled in NoPo. Mary Beth Patterson grew up in a 2-bedroom house in Arkansas, with her mother, 6 siblings & a heap full of stepfathers & relatives, at times there would be 12 people living in the tiny house. Her mother worked swing shift as a nurse in attempt to provide for them all. Ditto was left to her own devices, & she would sometimes shoot squirrels to eat. She would do well trying to survive in my back garden- Squirrel Central. Ditto claims that her childhood seems best summed up during a chance meeting with Bill Clinton, then governor of Arkansas: “I looked like some wild animal with bruises on my face & chocolate round my mouth. I asked him to sign my dollar bill & he said: ‘I think that’s illegal, little darlin’.’”


Desperate to make music, at 18 Ditto moved to Portland, Oregon & changed her name. Despite her bad ass voice, she wasn’t an overnight success. It took Gossip 4 albums to make it huge with Standing in the Way of Control in 2007. Being a punk is apparently no less demanding than being a fashionista. Ditto: “If you think fashion is snobby, go hang out with some punks. They are beyond elitist.”



She has been with the same woman- Freddie, for a decade+, though they don’t live together. Ditto: “We tried that once & it did not work. We got together when I was 19. I haven’t had any other experiences in my life... & I won’t.” But a surprising domesticity has crept in, as she recently bought herself a house in my neighborhood. I see her around, & of course I would like to make her acquaintance. Hanging out with Ditto at the many Portland Framers’ Markets would be hot. I would like to take her around to the neighborhood dive bars & music venues & we could determine who has the cheapest whiskey & best Tater Tots.


Ditto turns 30 today. Age & dress size.

Merle Oberon


She was born 100 years ago today. Our lives intersected once. I have always been interested by the idea that her origins are nebulous & well... queer: Who was her mother, the woman who she thought was her sister?, mixed race, Ceylonese, Indian, Irish, Tasmanian born?  L.A., 1974, I am 20 years old, fearless & not always engaged in reality. I decided to crash the That's Entertainment! premier & post show gala ball. I borrowed a tux from my university's theatre department, drove my 1959 T-Bird (black on black) to Hollywood & indeed crashed the event. I sat at Merle Oberon's table & enjoyed a bit of conversation with the still beautiful, golden age star. She was gracious to me. I stole her place card & invite.


While in preparation for our annual garage sale, the Husband came upon a cigar box of my nostalgic ephemera, bits & tiny pieces from my past: Joel Grey's autograph, a postcard of WCK3 as a dancer, a Valentine, a hand canceled letter from Rutledge, Georgia (circa 1986) from my father Edward Rutledge, photos of past lovers, a love note (circa 1981) from the man that would become my husband, & Merle Oberon's invitation to the That's Entertainment! premier & Gala Ball.