This got me thinking about some of the great mysteries of life. Why, when they are so difficult to untangle, do the paperclips in a bowl at work, become interlocked? I toss them in the bowl independent of each other & in good working order, but when I need one, & retrieve one from the bowl, they are all interlocked in a kind of puzzle that leaves me sweaty & flummoxed by the effort to un-do them... a life of their own when the store is closed? &… where are the mates to my socks that went into the laundry as pairs & returned as solos?
Do married people really live longer than singles or does it only seem longer?
Why do I press harder on the remote control when I know the batteries are going flat?
Why does the bank charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when I don't have any money?
Why am I reduced to clawing & shredding the start of the toilet paper roll?
Can you cry under water?
What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why does the mattress ad say that you will "sleep like a baby" when babies wake up, every 2 hours?
Why do doctors, asking me to take off my clothing, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain, when they're still going to see me naked anyway.
Why don't we spell phonetic the way it sounds?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Is it weird that weird has an i after the e instead of before?
Is there another word for synonym?
Why do I end up breaking or cracking the jewel case when I open a CD?
Why are people quiet in elevators?
If someone is found crying, why do I ask if they're OK?
Why are people usually quiet in elevators?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do birds sing so gay?
What becomes of the broken hearted?
& the biggest mystery of all:
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