What can I say…I just love her! She is & she will always be:
*A bitchin’ stand-up woman of Rock n’ Roll
*A friend of the environment & the animals & plants of our planet
*A spokesperson for PETA (love her nude anti-fur ad)
* Levi Johnston's Spiritual Advisor
*Vogue Cover Girl
*An outspoken advocate for women, minorities & Gays
*Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year
*A well spoken egghead from Wassila Junior College with M.A. in Foreign Affairs & World Geography & a PHD in Government Affairs
*Special Guest Judge on American Idol, RuPauls’ Drag Race & Biggest Looser
*Spokesperson & Model for M-A-C Cosmetics
* Grand Marshal of this year’s Mardi Gras Parade
*Flea Bag & Tea Bag
*An almost certain finalist for the Pulitzer & Nobel Prize for Literature for her scathingly funny satirical novel- Going Rogue , soon to be a major motion picture starring Sandra Bullock & Dennis Quade as the Palins & Mickey Rooney & Ann-Margret as the John & Cindy McCain.
*2008's American Sportswoman of the Year for her important work of controlling wildlife by hunting from an airplane or helicopter.
So…How’s that Whole Hopey-Changey Thing Working for Ya?
Sarah Palin to our President
Happy Birthday to the next President of this great country- Sarah Palin!
"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years."
Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008
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